Dirty little secrets

Admit it, we all have them. Some aren’t so little, and some are dirtier than others. But I’m pretty sure each of us has at least one or two rattling around in our closet somewhere.

I’ll let you in on one of mine… I wax my upper lip. Egad! Now I’m nowhere close to rockin’ one of these, mind you:

But each time I go in to have another gurly area waxed I have her rip off the little fuzz that lives up there too. Why not? It takes approximately 7 seconds and leaves my face smooth and squeaky clean.

Got any you’d like to share? Come on, you know you want to… 🙂

 

p.s. I also get an occasional whisker or two. Zoinks!!

 

The verdict is in

I think we have a little water bug! D seemed to like her first swim class the other night, so hopefully that bodes well for the rest of the session. She was a little apprehensive when we first got in, like Mom, what in the world are we doing? But once we were fully in the water she was all about it. She kicks like mad too – a natural breaststroker!

I'm at swim class!

 

 

 

 

 

 

C'mon, Mom, let me in there!
Hey guys, this is fun!

Do you?

Happy Lent! Don’t often hear people say that, now do you? 😛 Probably because you either associate it with a time of restriction of some sort, or you associate it with nothing, really. I happen to fall into the latter camp. Lent has never really affected my daily life for these 40-ish days one way or another (I know, I know, but I’m just being honest!). I am not Catholic, so I don’t feel the religious pull to give up something for Lent, or try to do something better during Lent, or not eat meat on Fridays, or whatever. Not that Catholicism is the only religion to practice that, but I have noticed that those “rules”, if you will, apply predominantly in that faith. And not that all Catholics follow that regimen, but I think you catch my drift.

So I’m curious – do you do anything differently during Lent?

When R and I first started living together out east, I did try to tag along during the pre-Easter season (he’s Catholic, but not really a practicing one. even he’s since given up on the Lenten rules.). He was foregoing the Friday meat, so I tried to turn my back on sweets for the duration. Now, let me clue you in on something… I rarely go 40 hours without having something sweet, let alone 40 days. But I gave it a shot. If everyone else can do it, why can’t I? And I must say, I was doing a damn good job of quelling my sweet tooth….

Until that fateful day, 1 week before Easter, when R’s mom sent us Easter baskets overflowing with candy. Oh.my.god! There were jelly beans and m&ms spilling all over the box, and I lost all control. I couldn’t let them suffer and melt in there, strewn all about like nobody loved them! So I proceeded to trash the previous 33 days of dessert-free progress and gobble up that candy like I’d never seen a Cadbury egg before. 1 week to go! Geez, epic fail, SM. That was the closest I’ve ever come to succeeding at giving something up during Lent, so I just don’t bother trying anymore. 🙂 And to be perfectly honest, it doesn’t concern me in the slightest. Call me a bad Christian, call me weak, call me what you will, but that’s just how I roll.

So for those of you who have begun a month and a half of giving up a few of your favorite things on this lovely Ash Wednesday, hopefully you enjoyed your Mardi Gras celebrations yesterday and aren’t suffering from too terrible a hurricane-induced hangover.

 

 

One fish, Two fish

I am so excited! Tonight is D’s first Parent Tot swim class, and I can’t wait to see how she likes (or doesn’t like, I guess) the water. She loves to splash around in her bathtub now, so I’m very optimistic that she’ll enjoy the pool as well and not be one of those kids who screams when they approach it. I’m sure all we’ll be doing is dunking them up and down and floating them around to get used to the water, but I really want her to grow up not being afraid of it.

SM, don’t tell me you’re trying to start D’s swimming career already?! Uh, no. As most of you know, I swam all through high school and college and am also now on a Masters swim team in the area (when I actually make it to a practice, that is, which hasn’t yet happened since D was born. oops!). I am often asked whether or not our kids will be swimmers. I don’t know, that’s up to them. My parents didn’t force me to be a pool rat by any means; it just happened to be a sport at which I excelled. If D, and any possible future siblings, choose that same fate of chlorine-laced skin and hair, then more power to them. It does take a little bit of crazy to enjoy diving into cold water only to swim back and forth in a straight line for hours on end. 😉

But back to our little fish. Here is D trying on her first swim suit last night. Talk about cuteness defined!

You must be joking

I am sick… again. And I swear to all things holy, if this run of sickness continues much longer, I’m going to flip my shit. In the past 6 weeks, I have had the stomach flu twice (TWICE!) and a cold for pretty much every day in between the puke fests. What gives?? When am I going to get and stay healthy again? D has had a cold since she started daycare at the start of the year, but I can’t believe that is what keeps plaguing me. Hers is just a little one, too – runny nose, some coughing, but nothing major. Fortunately her sunny little disposition hasn’t been affected by it either, so it can’t be that serious. Even our pediatrician said that’s very typical for kids in daycare, which I knew as soon as she started.

Plus I can’t take any of the super-whammy meds like NyQuil or DayQuil to knock these things out since I’m still breastfeeding D. The first time I got sick I actually called the doctor to see what is approved while nursing, and it’s basically nothing. So suffer I must. Oh, and Mother Nature? You’re not helping either, thankyouverymuch. This disgusting weather of rain/snow mixes and temps in the 30s is obnoxious. Bring on Spring already, or else you and I are going to box. I may be sick, but Momma Said Knock You Out!!

So yet again, breakfast today consists of the following…

+ = Cold remedy cocktail

My two cents

For those of you who know me well, you know I hate – no, HATE – discussing politics. They are just conversations that don’t end well. I rarely see a debate between people of opposing views turn into anything more than a verbal vomit session. Throw in the name-calling that often ensues (especially when alcohol has been consumed prior to said debate), and it’s just a recipe for disaster. I basically hate debate itself, so there you go. Another reason I like to just stay out of those topics all together.

I’m also a very un-political person, if that word exists. I try to keep up on current affairs and all, but honestly, it’s just not something I feel that passionately about. Yes, I cherish my right to vote and keep abreast of candidates’ platforms when the time comes, and I like to know what’s going on around me and whether or not the masses are teetering on erupting due to the political upheaval story of the day, but I will be the last person to engage you in a spirited convo on how the housing market meltdown has ripped the faces off so many people or how the government continues to keep the Man down. It’s just not my style, never has been, and most likely never will be.

All that said, however, what has been going on in Madison for the past 3 weeks has really sparked my curiosity and interest. No matter which side you’re on, I just think the rallies and protests surrounding our state’s capitol building are intriguing. “Well that’s great, SM,” you may be thinking, “but fess up. Which side are you on, hmm??” Ok, I’ll expose my semi-political bent just this once, but don’t get used to it! I do not agree with Gov. Walker. There, I said it, flame away. I understand the great Badger State is running a dandy deficit and a balanced budget is necessary, but I just don’t see how limiting collective bargaining rights is the answer. The public-sector unions have already conceded that they would agree to pension contribution and health care benefit cost increases, so why Walker and the Republicans refuse to budge on the bargaining aspect is beyond me. I know there are countless more facets to the issues causing the stalemate in Madison and how dare I try to simplify the whole thing to such an extent, but if I were to get into all that now this post might never end. So there you have it, my brief, cut-and-dry opinion; take it or leave it. See, I told you I hate debate. 😉

One more thing… Something that did really bother me about the protests in Madison is when they were compared to what’s happening in the MENA region of the world. Seriously, people. Yes, there have been tens of thousands of protesters marching on our Capitol, but no one is giving their life here. Countries such as Egypt, Libya, and Saudi Arabia are enduring civil wars, air strikes, rebel regimes, “Days of Rage”, essentially political and governmental chaos. So far, thankfully, the events in Madison have remained peaceful and under control. So please, for the love of god, don’t even try to equate the two. You just sound dumb, and ignorance is contagious.

There it is, my two cents. These posts will be few and far between, but I just wanted to get that one out because it’s one political topic I actually have been following. Like I said, I prefer to avoid conflict and arguments (which is into what “debates” tend to spiral, I’ve noticed) in general, but especially on such heated topics as politics. I am much more content to sit back and watch everyone else hash it out, interjecting only when necessary. I will leave you with one parting shot, though. A few weekends ago when we were in the Madison area, I received nothing but compliments on this sticker I was sporting:

Ahh…

I love days like this – lazy weekend days. No work, no plans, nothing to do but lounge around. Since the weather is still shit, there is no desire to get out and do anything, so I have a feeling the door will remain closed and locked all day. And there is about a 100% chance that I will stay in my pajamas all day. Don’t hate.

The mouth-watering scents of R’s dinner preparations are drifting out from the kitchen, filling the house with a delicious warmth. Mmm… I think I’ll catch up on some magazines, throw in a nap, maybe watch a movie since Sunday afternoon tv usually leaves much to be desired, tune into the Badger basketball game when it comes on later, and play with this:

D was doing a little blogging of her own this morning. 🙂 Life is good.